Sunday, January 26, 2014


Woo hoo tonight was super busy again!

The club was FULL of jackasses.  Omg.  Like think about the dudes from Jackass.. Except they're straight.  Dollars in their mouths, WASTED, all got their ones out but not really handing them out, all of them were trying to access my ass without really tipping what I wanted, so I moved on to the other stage patrons.

But I was still within reach of the last jackass of that group, and he kept backhandedly smacking my ass so I bent over again, setting up the tease.  I grabbed my bra out of my pile of ones and snapped it in his face the way you'd snap a wet towel and I got him good!  RIGHT IN THE FACE!  It felt so good to retaliate!

What was even better is that he seemed to have liked the gesture, so I didn't get in trouble, because I totally know we can't exactly "hit back" but this time the risk paid off righteously.

I also totally had to play operation avoid creeper.  I bargained for a $25 dance for one song and we sat down in the middle of a song and he started getting touchy before I even took off my lingerie.  I really hate when guys try to make me work for more than what we agreed to, especially when they try to touch my fucking pussy.

"Don't get used to that," I said as I stiffy grabbed his wrist.  "You're not allowed to touch me there."

"Oh but rules are meant to be broken."

Oh hell no.  All before my official song started.  I was so done with this SHIT.

I put my shoes back on, got up and said, "I actually need to pee, I've been holding it for a while, do you mind if I hit up the ladies room before we boogie?  I'll be right back."

I didn't mean that last sentence.  Or any of them, for that matter.  I just needed to get the hell away from him.  With all those other guys that could potentially pay me more AND behave better, my sanity alarms were all buzzing.

On my escape route, I ran into a frequent customer and he kept me occupied long enough for the creep I escaped from to see me dancing with him, and I looked at him like, "ha, fuck you, I'm dancing with him, not you."

So yeah, tonight was total victory.  I love my job.

Saturday, January 25, 2014

Horny is normal

Last night was very busy.  Making money wasn't that difficult overall, but it could have been better if the club wasn't saturated with time-wasting LOSERS.

I encountered far too many men that were willing to get lap dances but more willing to save their money.  UGH!  I hate the fake out.  Karma's being a bitch again.

Someone asked me if I thought all the dudes that came to the club were creeps.  I said, "no, most of the guys that come in here are just normal, horny dudes.  Horny is normal." There is no need to judge dudes that feed my paycheck.

I need to up my game.  I feel like I could have made double what I made last night judging by how crowded the club was.  It didn't help to be tired.  I slept in today, so hopefully that won't be a problem tonight.

Wish me luck!

Thursday, January 23, 2014

Where the hell have you been?

I've been observing markets.  Sorry, let me shake off the economics terminology.

In general, most people need to build back their spending power during the few weeks after Christmas and New Years.  So January ends up being slow in the club.  So I didn't go.

Let me tell you how broke I am... Just kidding.

I worked last Saturday and I earned well above average for that night.  I love it when it's super busy.  I always say, "I wish every night was like this!"

But that's pretty much the only day I've worked this month.  I'm gonna make up for it this coming weekend.  There is a big party in town, so I gotta rest up because it might be just as busy as last Saturday.  Last year, during the same week I broke record numbers for almost each night.  I'm praying for that kind of success this year.  PLEASE money gods!  I've been so good!

Seriously, I've been studying my ass off, hitting the gym, committing to this EARLY schedule that ruins my ability to stay up all night when I work.  I miss waking up at 2 in the afternoon.  But the sunshine makes up for it.  

I'll try to post sooner than later.  I'm feeling so optimistic.  I'd love to brag about what a great fortune teller I've become.

Tuesday, January 7, 2014

Chilling out

The routine is starting up again.  School, exercise, stripping, sleep.  Try to get shit done in between.

When did the COLD weather get thrown into the mix?  The weather here is usually hot so I am a shivering little pussy when the wind blows.

Stay warm, everyone.  Blankets, hats, gloves, scarves, whatever you gotta do.  Fuck shivering.

Friday, January 3, 2014

It's a new year

And I have not been stripping.  Death in the family induced an unplanned trip to the north, where there's snow.  Ugh, I hate snow.  

So I've been utilizing my vacation from stripper town quite well.  I'm doing things so anti-stripper, it's gonna get me fired.  Basically stuffing my pie hole because traveling makes me ravenous.  I haven't worked out AT ALL.  I'm gonna get that talk if I'm not careful.  

But I'm back in town already, away from that shitty cold weather, about to skip another weekend.  My inner corporate cocksucker is going insane at me for skipping a weekend with a shit ton of bills, not to mention price increases on literally everything I buy.  I don't wanna have to charge more for lap dances to pay the bills.  But I remember trying to work that weekend after new years last year.  Worst kind of dead I've ever experienced.  I'd like to not relive that.  So I'm gonna get wasted!  Woo hoo!  

Then it's back to school.  I love school.  I have a feeling I'm going to love this spring.  I'm gonna manage my time better, get fit and educated.  I'm ready for the challenges I'm about to face.  I'm also ready to take time off work this weekend so I can be financially challenged like a real student.