Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Mondays are slow.


It wasn't that bad though, but I didn't make as much as I normally do.  I wanna have a good night every night.

Are there just some people out in the world that just have that sales talent?  I know there are people that can sell shit on a stick, but they pitch it like it's Pocky.

I'm not one of those people.  I learned over the past few years that you have to be heartless if you want to make good money.  The banks didn't get rich by not soullessly charging interest and late fees.  I wish I could charge a $35 douche bag fee.  Any time a guy acts like a tool, I wish I could just mind control him, make him pull out a couple of twenties, give them to me and walk away.

But if I could mind control people, this world would be all kinds of fucked up.  But I bet I could fix a lot of shit in spite of that.  And I wouldn't be working in this stupid club.  Because I could get a lot more money mind controlling the people at the bank...