Sunday, July 29, 2012

I'm getting worn out.

My knees hurt, my hip is out of place, and I'm freakin tired!

For those that dance, here is some advice from a girl who has been on this job for over three years: find a chiropractor that is good and inexpensive, and visit regularly.

Right now, I don't have a chiropractor and I'm looking for one like that. I badly need a hip adjustment, according to the massage therapist.

So dancers, if you're just getting started, take it easy! I learned the hard way that busting your ass for these guys just isn't worth it. I was dancing so calmly on stage today because I'm tired of hurting myself. A few other girls including Death Drop were slamming their heels on the stage and doing flashy moves which look cool at first. But because I have seen them week after week, it's just annoying. Quit clapping your fucking heels together. I hate that sound. It does NOT make dicks hard, which is what spends.

And I'm almost certain Death Drop is gonna break her shoes, but hopefully not her face or her knees. I've already seen another girl break her shoes.

There is nothing wrong with dancing slow, I don't care if you think it's boring. My knees are the only ones I got!

Alright, some lessons, ladies.

Get a good chiropractor
Don't bust up your joints doing crazy moves on stage
Don't clap your heels real loud.

Now go to bed and get some rest. That one was for me.

Thursday, July 12, 2012

I ordered new heels!

I found a website that's a lot cheaper than what other websites charge for stripper shoes. They put everyone else to shame, especially the salesman who tries to sell shoes at the club for ultra high prices.

So I got some sexy school girl pumps, and a couple of pairs for work, which include double clear straps for ultimate comfort and support (in my opinion), one pair is hot pink and the other pair is clear.

Now I can't buy shoes for another six months unless I earn it. I'm set for shoes. But if those pumps are comfy enough, I might get a few more sexy pairs I had my eye on. And the light up shoes were cheaper too! Under a hundred bucks, which I haven't seen before. I still don't wanna pay that much for shoes. All the shoes I bought were under $50 a pair. Because any more is just retarded, unless they look fucking sick. But I'm not buying sick heels if they are uncomfortable.

Now I gotta wait through the weekend for them, then they will be ready for next week. I look forward to no more stinky, broke down heels!

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

It's hard not to eat.

So I'm worried my ass will get too fat if I get rid of all the junk food in my house by eating it. I think I will just run a few extra miles... Because I'm certainly not throwing away those chips.

On my nights off I feel great recharging my body, eating more food, sitting on the couch, watching my favorite shows or reading something cool. God I feel so guilty by Tuesday night. Good thing I'm working tomorrow night.

When I watch TV, it seems like people are always eating. And seeing that makes me so hungry, even if I just ate, especially if I just ate something healthy. So I tried curing my munchies with apples. I fucking love apples, why did I ever stop eating them? I think that once I replace all the sinful fat foods with fruits, I will tone up nicely.

So I'm almost done clearing out the snacks in the pantry. Hopefully they won't make my butt too fat. I just wanna get my pole so I can really have fun getting fit. I need to do more core work. And crunches and all that shit on the floor is boring! Instead I wanna build my core by doing those upside down moves.