So I'm worried my ass will get too fat if I get rid of all the junk food in my house by eating it.  I think I will just run a few extra miles... Because I'm certainly not throwing away those chips.  
On my nights off I feel great recharging my body, eating more food, sitting on the couch, watching my favorite shows or reading something cool.  God I feel so guilty by Tuesday night.  Good thing I'm working tomorrow night.  
When I watch TV, it seems like people are always eating.  And seeing that makes me so hungry, even if I just ate, especially if I just ate something healthy.  So I tried curing my munchies with apples.  I fucking love apples, why did I ever stop eating them?  I think that once I replace all the sinful fat foods with fruits, I will tone up nicely.    
So I'm almost done clearing out the snacks in the pantry.  Hopefully they won't make my butt too fat.  I just wanna get my pole so I can really have fun getting fit.  I need to do more core work.  And crunches and all that shit on the floor is boring!  Instead I wanna build my core by doing those upside down moves.  
