Sometimes I feel lonely when I eat by myself at the fast food joint nearby work.
I feel like I should be on a date at Red Lobster eating some delicious crab legs and biscuits.
I guess the one upside to eating alone at this place allows me to shamelessly gobble 50 grams of fat in one sitting. And I mean shameless.
I got mayo coming off of my mouth and grease on my chin. Someone get me a napkin, please.
I love my feast before work. It's like fuel for my gas tank. Oh god so many fart jokes just came to mind, I gotta go!