... Toilet paper roll. A couple of my co-workers were TP'ing each other in the bathroom. They must have been bored... Or 12 years old.
So what drugs will you be on during the end-of-the-world celebration? You are going to party like there's no tomorrow, right?
I heard a lot of girls saying they would rather not be at work when it happens. If we all died, would it really matter?
I'm gonna work tomorrow anyway. If the world doesn't end, which is my prediction, I'm gonna need to make more money because it was a typical, slow Thursday night, and I made typical Thursday night money. Not terrible, but not impressive either.
I'm gonna try it all again tomorrow.