Ha, I remembered something funny from the other night.
I was on stage bouncing my chubbier butt for dollars and some young guy asked me, pointing at my ass, "Wow, girl, what do you feed that thing?"
For the entire week I was eating just the worst foods a stripper could eat and all of them had one thing in common:
"CARBS!" I blurted at him. He and his young friends laughed hard.
So funny because it's true. I've been on the college carb and coffee diet. Ugh. No wonder I feel fat and shitty. Gotta stop putting off the workouts.