Happy Father's Day, dads.
I committed another cardinal stripper sin: I slept through Saturday night's shift.
"Okay, but you're gonna be bitching about money," my roommate said as I went to my room to take a "power nap."
These power naps are supposed to be about 30 minutes. Last night my power nap lasted 11 hours.
So I traded a potentially awesome Saturday for a few hours of shut-eye. And my body feels fantastic.
I at least worked on Friday night for a short period of time. I'm still wired to the day clock so I started yawning all over my customers around 1:30, and the money pretty much stopped flowing. I took that as a sign to leave.
So I worked like 4 hours this week. Yes, call me a lazy piece of shit. I deserve it. I'm so broke. I should just do the unthinkable and work tonight from 8-midnight. I keep hearing about this shift and I just want to test it one day. Tonight might be the night. I could also talk myself out of it just as easily.
We'll see. I'm due for some interesting stripper stories anyway. This blog sucks right now.