I hope it stays good tomorrow and Saturday.
Sigh, I'm too hard on myself. I always think I don't make shit and I'm getting fat, but sometimes a good night at work reminds me that I don't suck, my game works, and my body looks awesome.
All the girls were digging my shoes. In fact, another girl just got the 7" silver sparkle shoes. A girl told me she claps her heels, and she already busted out some of her precious stones. See, I was being careful not to do that. But the box came with some extra stones in case a few pop out, which I was glad to see. All it takes is a hot glue gun.
One other girl asked me where to buy them. They are bright and shiny on the stage, it was like I had pink Vegas under my feet.
Aye, and before I go, I'm gonna do some man hating. God, the poor, stinky, drunk fucks. Ugh. Just go home and jerk off if you're not gonna make me some money. I wish I went home sooner. This fucker slapped my ass hard. Too hard. That son of a bitch. I hope he gets a DUI.
Oh, and I ripped a long, five-second fart next to these bad tippers. It was fucking awesome. Just count for five, full seconds, go ahead.
Pfft... 2, 3, 4, 5. ....fffft!
All the girls were digging my shoes. In fact, another girl just got the 7" silver sparkle shoes. A girl told me she claps her heels, and she already busted out some of her precious stones. See, I was being careful not to do that. But the box came with some extra stones in case a few pop out, which I was glad to see. All it takes is a hot glue gun.
One other girl asked me where to buy them. They are bright and shiny on the stage, it was like I had pink Vegas under my feet.
Aye, and before I go, I'm gonna do some man hating. God, the poor, stinky, drunk fucks. Ugh. Just go home and jerk off if you're not gonna make me some money. I wish I went home sooner. This fucker slapped my ass hard. Too hard. That son of a bitch. I hope he gets a DUI.
Oh, and I ripped a long, five-second fart next to these bad tippers. It was fucking awesome. Just count for five, full seconds, go ahead.
Pfft... 2, 3, 4, 5. ....fffft!
