C'mon, hum that Usher song in your head if you know it. I wanna set the theme right for tonight.
I was a winner tonight! One man seemed to have quite the disposable budget and got "addicted" to me. I was vicious. I took total advantage like a good corporate stripper. Too easy.
Thank you, Saturday night! You were there for me this week!
The club was packed with a lot of losers tonight. If I didn't have that easy guy, I probably would've done terrible tonight. It was hard to filter through all the bachelor entourages. None of their buddies wanted to play. So I was getting a little bit of crowd anxiety.
SOMEONE KEPT FARTING OMG WHO STINKS LIKE SHIT IN THIS CORNER?!
Lots of lady customers came in and tipped me a lot on stage. I love it when the ladies are good to me!
I think I officially hate 8" shoes. My feet fucking hurt. One jackass customer said he was "eight inches" and I just laughed because I thought that about my heels. I honestly just wanted to have an occasional red heel AND an occasional 8" pair. And tonight's color was red. So it was time to take the red 8-inchers out for a night.
This jackass... He came to me, bugged me to get him off. I didn't say I would, I just sold him a "dance." He was being sloppy, drunk, rude, too rough, bugging me to have sex with him. I just wanted it to be over and I got fed up after song 3 and he didn't want to pay because I didn't get him off. And that's when I brought out my brass balls and got straight to business. He was trying to get out of paying, lying to me. I was not getting fucked. I called him out.
See he paid me for two songs after song two, then suddenly changed his mind after paying and said he'd pay for another song. And I really didn't want to do it, but an easy sell is an easy sell, so I did the next song. I was tired of him trying to use me as a blow up doll and I just wanted to get the fuck away from him, but I wanted MORE MONEY.
So I said, "Look, I need to get on stage, this is my song. You need to pay me for the last dance you said you'd buy."
"But I gave you (2x) dollars," the jackass retorted.
"No, you gave me (1x) dollars for the first two songs," I argued as I showed him the money I was still holding onto. "So you still need to pay for the third song I just did."
"But I didn't get off."
"I never promised it would happen, just said it might."
He finally gave me the money and I took the fuck off. Peace! I fast forward walked away.
Don't fuck with this fish! I am sharp, and I don't fucking play games.
I feel like a total bad ass. I got paid to be hot. I'm so spoiled. I treasure these nights. When I have bad nights I think of nights like this. It's why I keep coming back.
So I said, "Look, I need to get on stage, this is my song. You need to pay me for the last dance you said you'd buy."
"But I gave you (2x) dollars," the jackass retorted.
"No, you gave me (1x) dollars for the first two songs," I argued as I showed him the money I was still holding onto. "So you still need to pay for the third song I just did."
"But I didn't get off."
"I never promised it would happen, just said it might."
He finally gave me the money and I took the fuck off. Peace! I fast forward walked away.
Don't fuck with this fish! I am sharp, and I don't fucking play games.
I feel like a total bad ass. I got paid to be hot. I'm so spoiled. I treasure these nights. When I have bad nights I think of nights like this. It's why I keep coming back.
