All I heard from my customers tonight was, "what are you doing after work?"
I should've said, "I'm going to fuck your mother, that's what I'm doing."
And to the ones that asked, "why don't you come dance for me at my hotel room?"
"So I can stab you and take all of your money?"
I know he would rather stab me with his cock and not pay me, but that wasn't gonna happen.
Some guy was like, "I get it if you're not attracted to me."
Uh, DUH. You think a ten like me is gonna be into your ugly ass? You must be here because you can't pick up chicks at a regular club.
AND I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE FROM NEW YORK!
Why do people from New York think they are so great? Is it because Alicia Keys wrote a song about that place?